gotta love goths and their creativity
it would be much better if that guitar got boobs
Wouldn't it have been simpler for her to have just toted out a keg? I'd have tapped it for her!
Cheap, fast and easy!
Seeing the Mac makes me *think* he's a designer. Seeing him try to use a wheeled chair in sand lets me *know* he's a designer. What makes me *positive* he's a designer? The short sighted plan to put sand on your feet in a house with hard wood floors. H
So you think you're the epitome of Forever Alone, do you? So much of a loner that everyone has forgotten you exist, well, i have bad news for you. You've got absolutely nothing on this dude.
Now this is guaranteed to add some life(?) to even the dullest of bowling league matches, just imagine your opponents face when you reach down and stick your fingers in a severed head and attempt to make a strike!?
Its unusual they aren't falling down fast
Even corns are racist
When will women's basketball ever learn that all we want them to do with the ball is actually get it through the hoop?
they look like rtarted monkeys...
It's not often a contestant on a VH1 reality show gives us words to live by, but the Greek Mystique, Jonny, does just that. America, it's not how hard you can hit; it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
That's called Solar Stove and boils 1 kettle of water in 4mins!
better save those soda bottles then..
You got a luxurious hair style
Acts a a heat pad too...not bad!
Magic in every bite!
A competitive event that includes both a pool and pot? Has Michael Phelps been notified?
MOM -- LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME MOOOOOOM?? Some people will do anything to gain their their parent's attention and in the process seriosuly hamper their chances of ever working in the service industry.
err.. how did you ride that?
I wanna pet that fish!! I wonder if it fits in an aquarium
So, where did that bulk came from?
If I were a wasp, and i'm freed from that thing I'm gonna bit his penis to the fullest of my power lol
They're about to play a game of Battleship
A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.
Isaac Newton is calling you Mr. Goat.
A good burrito fart would turn this thing into a ghost town.
This is really a fine example of 'hitting the bottle' and the damage alcohol can do to your boby! - I hope he took a page out of Ivan Drago's book and at least tried to say, 'I must break you.'
I'd rather eat them
I didn't know baptism is an event to be scared of.
Believe it or not, this is a world record attempt. And Erin O'Keefe and Amy Milano slapped each other a combined 174 times in 15 seconds using 2 slices of pizza. Well done them! They've achieved a great thing, they should be proud.
I know that it's filled with lumberjacks and women with facial hair problems, but surely this is not what you would expect to see in any civilized (?) country - WTF ?
Its cheaper than to buy small ones that easily run out
I think it's an old crossdresser
Maybe she's just singing along to the music
First rule of fence jump club: NEVER attempt a difficult jump if your buddy has just made it and the whole thing is being recorded on video. The chances of FAIL are so high it isn't worth it.
i think this is called a tugboat to push really Big boats to shore !! right ?
That must be one heavy assed woman..
I refuse to drink out of it until that hair is gone
Can also double as an XXXXXXL condom