Geeks

Safety at work

I can't believe this lazy git. What shoddy workmanship, if he had a higher 2nd ladder or even added a small 3rd bit he wouldn't leave the top bit looking so untidy.

3,523

04.24.11
Wise Beggar

You now owe him $1

1,869

04.23.11
Please, I Beg You People!

Think of the children!

2,591

04.23.11
Finger Hooks

a reasonable substitute for a penis,

3,175

04.22.11
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Sausage Scarf

That's how she gets the dog to play with her

2,619

04.22.11
Baby Burrito

Bring The King 4 Of them With cheese

2,587

04.21.11
Useless Coffin

That's a lot of junk for one dead guy. Damn.

2,719

04.21.11
This is how to KO

Thai boxing, looks bloody dangerous to me! Just wait for it. It is totally worth the minute or so of build up, making you guess who's going to deliver the killer blow. I think i'll stick to watching Rocky films!

3,010

04.21.11
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Stuck On You

your pretty lucky that the alligator spare biting off your leg.

1,662

04.20.11
The Hanging Car

Err.. How the hell he got hung there?

2,516

04.20.11
Green Lantern vs Deadpool

The trailer for the new Green Lantern film doesn't look to bad, but you know what would make it look a whole lot better? Less Green Lantern and more Deadpool. Why the hell isn't there a Deadpool film out yet? C'mon Hollywood!

2,492

04.20.11
Shark Arm

Does that shark a memento of what happen to your arm?

3,084

04.19.11
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Hot and Spicy

Its once you pop the pop dont stop.

2,625

04.18.11
Wall-E-Mart

They must be shopping for shirt plates.

2,486

04.17.11
Awful Long Hair

I bet the smell is awful too. That would cost much in a salon

2,652

04.17.11
Army Ops

i beg to differ, a Major doesnt fly a chopper, a Pilot does.

3,055

04.16.11
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Truck Top Peeled Off

Ryder has the skylight so you can see better.

2,640

04.15.11
ULTIMATE Bottle Opener

Fed up with your buddies opening a brew with their teeth, armpits, butt-holes? fear not because now you can walk like a man, a very manny man and out-do them. Now is there anything more manly?

2,471

04.14.11
African Caravan

Obama's relatives are on their way folks.

3,604

04.14.11
Soccer Peeing Game

probably the only way some people can score.

2,518

04.14.11
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Recession toilet

Cutting back on plumbing expenses.. better have more wastebasket

12,919

04.13.11
Super Low Rider

I'm stuck. Can I get a tow truck. Oh, and some friends who aren't douche bags?

8,748

04.12.11
Air France A380 Hits Comair Jet

Early Tuesday morning an Air France A380 wing clips and spins around a Delta Comair Jet at JFK airport in New York. Nobody in either plane was injured in the accident.

6,772

04.12.11
320,000 Firecrackers

A send off for a relative, 320,000 firecrackers are set off.

7,008

04.11.11
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Drainage Cleaning? Call us...

Do you also clean septic tank? lol

10,412

04.11.11
Extreme Apathy

Guess the person has no liver now

3,965

04.10.11
Men in No Short

So, thats how easter for them

4,521

04.10.11
Look At This Guy

At first, you think he's pathetic. But look closer.

5,406

04.09.11
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Lady Soaks Herself In Snow

I'm pretty sure this isn't how you make a white Russian. But I'll try anything once.

4,659

04.08.11
I Feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty

Getting ready for a date.

3,633

04.07.11
Picking Something

He seems so calm picking it up

3,529

04.06.11
Japanese WTFMobile

Prepare to witness the amazing japanese invention that is set to change the world: The Face Car!. All you need to do is pull someone's eyes and tongue out, then cut their face. LOL

3,608

04.06.11
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Err... Shark?

It seems like this one is blind.. Dont you think?

3,310

04.06.11
Privacy Toilet

I can tell its private, wherein no one can see your poop

3,817

04.04.11
Dumble Door

If he stands on one leg and turns around several times, is he then a Revolving Dumbledoor?

3,940

04.04.11
Soldier Flips Table Over His Head With His Teeth

Tables are never going to be an effective weapon for the Russians until they learn to throw them forward.

3,966

04.03.11
Sleeping Quarters

Well, thank God he wears sandals when he drives.

3,984

04.03.11
Two Guys And An Excavator Destroy Entire Port

Two guys and an excavator destroy an entire port in Brazil. The worst part is no one can complain because everyone thought it was a good idea to look on Craigslist for cheap movers.

4,260

04.02.11
Learn To Fly

Looks like there�s a bit of a learning curve�.hopefully this fella survived

3,619

04.02.11
Armpit Tattoo

Of all places, why in the armpit?

5,598

04.02.11