His first gamble was playing the slot machine, and the second one was that he wouldn't throw his back out knocking it over.
Climbed up too high
Somebody hand me a magnet! Rolf Buchholz, from Dortmund, Germany has a total of 453 piercings all over his body.
A gorilla gets involved in a backyard wrestling match but doesn't quite execute his move properly.
So... How did he manage to land in that direction? Hmm..
gotta love goths and their creativity
Look, everyone else was bored by their vows, too, but you didn't see anyone else acting out.
They don't understand computers
it would be much better if that guitar got boobs
Wouldn't it have been simpler for her to have just toted out a keg? I'd have tapped it for her!
Another example of how cats are evolving to one day (soon) take over control of the planet and make us their slaves. The only weapon we have against this apocolypse is a laser pointer, gets them every time.
Cheap, fast and easy!
And this is a world record, 13 dogs skipping rope.
Seeing the Mac makes me *think* he's a designer. Seeing him try to use a wheeled chair in sand lets me *know* he's a designer. What makes me *positive* he's a designer? The short sighted plan to put sand on your feet in a house with hard wood floors. H
I grabbed some popcorn and sat down all ready to watch this fat kid fail. I got to admit I was a bit surprised when he pulled of some of these moves. I mean seriously, the splits?!
So you think you're the epitome of Forever Alone, do you? So much of a loner that everyone has forgotten you exist, well, i have bad news for you. You've got absolutely nothing on this dude.
Now this is guaranteed to add some life(?) to even the dullest of bowling league matches, just imagine your opponents face when you reach down and stick your fingers in a severed head and attempt to make a strike!?
Its unusual they aren't falling down fast
Even corns are racist
Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!
When will women's basketball ever learn that all we want them to do with the ball is actually get it through the hoop?
He look stupid with those big mouth of his
they look like rtarted monkeys...
It's not often a contestant on a VH1 reality show gives us words to live by, but the Greek Mystique, Jonny, does just that. America, it's not how hard you can hit; it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
That's called Solar Stove and boils 1 kettle of water in 4mins!
better save those soda bottles then..
You got a luxurious hair style
One thing is for sure, I would not be doing a courtesy flush on this sucker. It can even swallow my butt
During the IAAF world championship Russia's Dmitry Starodubtsev goes to do his pole vault�
Whats the catch dear?
Magic in every bite!
Acts a a heat pad too...not bad!
It's a classic prank executed to perfection. Watch & learn guys, because if you pull this one off on valentines day your chick will love you forever. What seals it on this beauty is the ass slap, once he has got her holding the stick!
A competitive event that includes both a pool and pot? Has Michael Phelps been notified?
MOM -- LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME MOOOOOOM?? Some people will do anything to gain their their parent's attention and in the process seriosuly hamper their chances of ever working in the service industry.
Thats what is called Water Splat!
err.. how did you ride that?
Enjoy this classic song from The Feetles. Ok, that was a bit too cheesy, but then, so are his feet...Boom-tish! Enough of all the corny (geddit?) gags, this guy's got some real talent...and soul :)
If I were a wasp, and i'm freed from that thing I'm gonna bit his penis to the fullest of my power lol
I wanna pet that fish!! I wonder if it fits in an aquarium